Here's my craziest project yet. In 2005 I thought "Hmmm... I wonder if I can bike the length and breadth of the USA on a bike?" The crazy part was not so much the distance, or the fact that my job had been pretty much sitting on my butt 12 hours a day for the previous five years. It was the fact that I didn't really know how to ride a bike. I mean I could, technically, ride without falling over (mostly) but with nowhere near the skill of your average ten year old. This is the story of a trip across the USA by perhaps the most unqualified person to have tried.